So, I’m picking the boys up from school today & I had to yell for kid #1 to hear me across the playground. No big deal, he was wandering around looking for us anyway & definitely something that happens often. As he’s walking to meet me some random kid (who might be in the 3rd grade max) starts imitating me, clearly mocking my voice. Again, not a big deal and I ignore it. Right up until the word bitch came out of his mouth. Y’all, ancestors I didn’t even know I had came through my body to snatch his little butt up & drag him back to the principal. He’s trying to tell me he didn’t know I was an adult & I’m like “Boy, you don’t get to talk any more. Silence is definitely what I need from you.” One of the other parents recognized him & was like “Hold on, I just saw his dad.” And then the kid started apologizing as fast as he could, but it was too late. His father was already on the move & I couldn’t even pretend I wasn’t pissed off. People, get your children before they say bitch to the wrong one.